Dildo Reviews
Inflatable Dildo Review
We brought an inflatable dildo to use as a couples sex toy. We enjoy using an inflated dildo during foreplay and my partner loves pumping the phallus when inserted as a kind of dominance game, but enough about us! We have used various inflatable dildos in the past and to be honest they tend to fall into the old school genre of sex toys. Tacky packets containing cheap plastic dildos churned out of China in there thousands.
When Toy Joys Inflatable dildo arrived it looked somewhat different in that the package simply depicted the dildo itself with a modern design that deviated from the past pornographic packaging of past purchases. The dildo itself looked of a much better quality than we had experienced with both the dildo and pump bulb looking as though they would last the distance. The release valve is quick and easy to use and in easy reach when in use if enjoying your dildo for self pleasure.
We inflated the medium dildo a little before rubbing the lubricant at the tip. This made entry far easier than a completely flaccid toy and allowed you to pump much bigger once in place.
The dildo itself is pretty realistic with a shaped penis head and veined shaft once inflated. We liked this detailing as although the concept of an inflatable dildo is hardly true to life the feel and look of the sex toy is far more appealing when it reflects reality. With this in mind we would have preferred a natural colour instead of black but it wasn’t a big issue.
When pumped this dildo gives an even feel and becomes very hard inside. The texture is very stimulating and when fully inflated the dildo would satisfy the most demanding. Although a ‘medium’ dildo this inflatable will grow to double the size so in effect it could be a pretty large sex toy if you wished.
This toy would suit masturbation or couples play and be suitable for anal stimulation. At £12.99 it was also fantastic value and would recommend it to beginners or those looking for a better quality inflatable dildo in the shops.
Mr Perfect
Mr perfect promises to have the perfect proportions & when it arrived certainly looked good. Not so big that you need lots of lube & a relaxing technique just to ease it in but meaty enough to look pretty satisfying. As far as realism goes it doesn't really resemble the finer details of a cock but the shaping of the head & presence of balls helped. The texture was very firm & the colour looked like a man that had put his penis on a sunbed. Any reservations I had were put to one side once i tried out Mr Perfect as his proportions were pure pleasure. If you like a softer dildo Mr Perfect isn't for you as this dildo feels very solid inside. I loved it & my husband enjoys using it on me, if you have tried a dildo before & want a member at a great size Mr Perfect is it.
Reviewer: Nicky
Score: 8.5/10
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Prince Charming Dildo Review
Prince Charming is such a civilised name for a Dildo. A Phallus to enter the bedroom and sweep you off your feet. Taking the Prince Charming Dildo from the packaging you realise that this Prince Charming has considerably more muscle than the average dildo, with the 20cm version sent to me being enough for most women in the size stakes. The realsitic detail is nicely done, it isn't as natural as the silicone dildos of greater price but you have to bear in mind the price is about a third of the expensive cocks on the market. The head is nicely defined and the veining to the shaft adds a nice touch.
Its heavy!, This dildo is very weighty and takes some control when lying on your back and inserting during masturbation. The feel is great and the size is perfect for the girl that likes a good full feeling. I used the Prince Charming with my partner and he enjoyed the look of inserting it during foreplay. It passes on the realism front and feels good if not a little firm. If you want a softer skin feel then investing an extra £30 or more on a dildo would be a better idea. We will definitely be using the Prince Charming again it was a good masturbation and foreplay tool.
Tester: Susie T
Score: 7/10
Tips & links: Brilliant value for money for a big boy
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Prince Charming Dildo
Inflatable Dildo Medium
The inflatable dildo from Toy Joy arrived better presented than most of the inflatable dildos on the market. I have used inflatable dildos for both anal and vaginal play and most are cheaply made chinese product with little thought for quality or design. The Toy Joy inflatable dildo impressed on first opening and the material had smooth joins with no overlap which signified a sex toy better made than most.
The hand pump was firm and easy to use, it didn't take both hands to pump and air easily inflated the dildo to a solid shape for insertion. I used a little lubricant on the end for entry and tried it vaginally first. The dildo material is soft and smooth (I have had dildos with rough seams and extra material to catch on the skin). I pumped the dildo pretty hard for vaginal penetration and it felt really good although looking at the dimensions did not utilise its double sized potential.
Used anally the dildo feels pretty wide and for a seasoned anal sex addict this would be fine. A beginner to anal play would probably find the inflatable dildo a little intimidating and should perhaps stick to the 6" cock and balls. The dildo feels fantastic being pumped to a large size and then deflated for anal pumping.
The deflation is simple with a built in valve at the bulb. If you decide the dildo is inflated enough the valve is easily to hand for adjustment.
Tester: Lucy
Score 9/10
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Pleasure Skin Cock
If you had wandered into a store to buy the pleasure skin cock you would have had the chance to feel the little sample of pleasure skin on the outside of the package. I'm glad I didn't as it felt soft and squidgy which to my mind wouldn't suit a dido brought for realism. Thankfully when pulled from the package this dildo felt firm, yet soft and tactile as you would expect a cock to feel. The detail on the head is brilliant with veins to the shaft that would give the pleasure skin cock a 9/10 in the realism stakes considering the low price. The balls are always somewhat of a disaster area on a realistic dildo as testicles just can't be realistically moulded on a solid dildo but they add to the effect once in full swing.
After applying lube to the head and shaft of this dildo it was time to review it for masturbation purposes. The suction cup enabled a good firm grip and laying on my back was able to grasp the dildo and easily begin inserting it into my vagina. The head feels fantastic and I enjoyed 'popping' it in and out of the entrance of my vagina, its a nice size for sensational stimulus at the mst sensitive part. Slowly feeding the length in I must say the girth feels great and during thrusts really satisfies Achieving orgasm is relatively easy and for me the didos size is perfect.
On visually assessing this realistic cock I was doubtful to the power of the suction cup as it seemed small and narrow. The only thing for it was to give it a ride and as my husband enjoys watching the show we made our way to the bathroom floor to see how it (and I) performed. The double rim on the suction end really held fast and once stuck to the floor was erect and ready for action. I grabbed a couple of pillows for my knees and gently lowered myself onto the dildo. The same pleasure skin feel was fabulous and my husband commented on the realistic appearance which really turns him on! This cock held fast even when I gyrated my hips with the thrust, we loved the effect and I managed to climax quickly.
A great dildo for couples fun and masturbation especially considering the price which is below £25.
Tester: Claire (& Ben!)
Score: 9/10!
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Lifeforms 7" Realistic suction cup Dildo
The life forms 7" dildo arrived in a sturdy cardboard outer box which impressed with its quality presentation. Inside was the dildo in a pretty standard plastic clamshell with a US Flag on the insert, a reminder of its American manufacturer. The overall initial impression is good and when pulled from the packet it didn't fail to impress. The dildos feel is solid with a firm texture to the dildos surface. The penis head is well defined witha firm feel to the skin, the veining is reasonable with raised areas for good internal stimulation of the vagina. The shaft is nice and thick with testicles that actually resemble the male genitalia, a rarity with realistic dildos usually. The overall 'flop' test is good, the dildo sits in your hand with a slight hang and doesn't bend in two when held at the ball end.
I began my masturbation with a good application of sex lubricant at the dildos head and along the shaft. I would recommend using other sex toys to raise the natural lubrication and relaxation level before taking any dildo, it leads to a more pleasurable experience and prolongs arousal for a bigger orgasm. I used a clitoral vibrator to warm me up and gently slid the tip of the lifeforms dildo into my vagina. The material does feel cold and it would be a good idea to warm the dildo between your thighs before beginning your self pleasure. The shaft feels nice and thick (I love a full feeling from a dildo) but wouldn't be too much cock for a beginner. The head pops nicely into the vaginal opening and I enjoyed just slipping it in and out for a great pleasurable feeling. Once into a thrusting routine I slid the dildo all the way in until I could feel the balls at the opening to my pussy. Combined with a little clitoral massage the climax was good and the dildo really satisfied.
I tried the suction cup to the dildo in my usual position which is on all fours with the cup stuck to my bed post. The suction cup only took one good thrust to be firmly positioned and it didn't slip or slide during penetration. Overall I would recommend the Lifeforms dildo for its value, size, design and good suction cup. A great buy for manual use or sticking to the nearest surface.
Tester: Claire day
Score: 9/10
Tips & Links: Warm the dildo between your thighs before use and apply lubricant to the head and shaft.
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Lifeforms 7" Suction Cup Dildo
